Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
