We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Still dying that you shit outside
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
