i barfeds in our rink
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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