At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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