this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
