...so i touched it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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