when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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