is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is Oprah even human
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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