Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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