While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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