he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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