There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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