The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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