I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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