I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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