I wanna passion pit in your ass
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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