Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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