Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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