yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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