I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Randomize
