Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
