He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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