Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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