Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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