I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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