of course. lets lasso hookers.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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