I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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