so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
