Me too!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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