i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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