I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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