Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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