Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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