This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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