i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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