no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Damn victory sex feels great
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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