Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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