So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just gargled with NyQuil
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
