ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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