i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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