Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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