Do vagina's smell?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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