just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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