U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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