ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Randomize