Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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