We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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