just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My vagina is officially offended.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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