just come out here and I will go home with you...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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