His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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