I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
tell me about the fingering
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