girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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