this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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