you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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