This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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