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I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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